Will Forte MacGruber Kristen Wiig Vicki St. Elmo Ryan Phillippe Lt. Dixon Piper Val Kilmer Dieter Von Cunth Powers Boothe Col. Jim Faith Maya Rudolph Casey Janine Fitzpatrick Rhys Coiro Yerik Novikov Andy Mackenzie Hoss Bender Jasper Cole Zeke Pleshette Timothy V. Murphy Constantine Bach Chris Irvine Frank Korver Mark Henry Tut Beemer Hassan Hamin Assad Vernon Freedom Dalip Singh Rana Tug Phelps Glenn Jacobs Tanker Lutz Paul Wight Brick Hughes Brandon Trost Brick's Boyfriend Marielle Heller Clocky Derek Mears Large Henchman Vic Browder Control Room Guard Russ Dillen Commander Gregory Alan Williams Minister Chad Brummett Military Officer Brian Petsos Dude Cajardo Lindsey Railroad Guard #1 Michael Owen Railroad Bodyguard Edward A. Duran Compound Guard #1 Bobby Burns Compound Guard #4 Bill Leaman Compound Guard #5 Alan Tafoya Charging Guard Michelle Waterson Club Babe #1 Jason Trost Smoking Guard Miloš Milićević KFBR392 Guy Jesus Jr. Edwin Culebra (uncredited)