Dan Aykroyd Beldar Conehead Jane Curtin Prymatt Conehead Michelle Burke Connie Conehead Sinbad Otto Phil Hartman Marlax Adam Sandler Carmine Chris Farley Ronnie the Mechanic Eddie Griffin Customer Michael Richards Motel Clerk David Spade Eli Turnbull, INS Agent Michael McKean Gorman Seedling, INS Deputy Commissioner Drew Carey Taxi Passenger Robert Knott Air Traffic Controller McNally Sagal Female Agent Jason Alexander Larry Farber Lisa Jane Persky Lisa Farber Joey Lauren Adams Christina Parker Posey Stephanie Kevin Nealon Senator Julia Sweeney Principal Ellen DeGeneres Coach Walter Robles Fire Marshal Tim Meadows Athletic Cone Tom Arnold Golfer (uncredited) Jon Lovitz Dr. Rudolph, Dentist (uncredited) Laraine Newman Laarta James Keane Harv Todd Susman Ron Whip Hubley F-16 Pilot Art Bonilla Hispanic Man #2 Sam Freed Master of Ceremonies Tom Davis Supplicant Garrett Morris Captain Orecruiser Jan Hooks Gladys Johnson, Driving Student Jonathan Penner Captain Air Traffic Barry Kivel Doctor Dave Thomas Highmaster Nils Allen Stewart Guard