Adam Sandler Tommy aka White Knife Taylor Lautner Lil' Pete Steve Buscemi Doc Griffin Steve Zahn Clem David Spade General Custer Nick Nolte Frank Stockburn John Turturro Abner Doubleday Chris Parnell Bank Manager Terry Crews Chico Luke Wilson Danny Danny Trejo Cicero Harvey Keitel Smiley Rob Schneider Ramon Will Forte Will Patch Jorge Garcia Herm Nick Swardson Nelly Patch Norm Macdonald Nugget Customer Whitney Cummings Susannah Jared Sandler Babyface Patch Jon Lovitz Ezekiel Grant John Farley Roscoe Lavell Crawford Gus Patch Blake Clark Gulch Sheriff Blake Shelton Wyatt Earp Vanilla Ice Mark Twain Julia Jones Smoking Fox Dan Patrick Abraham Lincoln Sarah Minnich Woman in Bank Alex Knight Ford's Theater Performer #1 Catharine E. Jones Betty Dunson Ricardo Andres Sober Bar Patron (uncredited) Chris Kattan John Wilkes Booth Mark Wallace Nugget Bouncer #2 Tina Parker Mary Todd Lincoln