Amy Schumer Emily Middleton Goldie Hawn Linda Middleton Tom Bateman James Christopher Meloni Roger Simmons Wanda Sykes Ruth Ike Barinholtz Jeffrey Middleton Óscar Jaenada Morgado Randall Park Michael Joan Cusack Barb Raven Goodwin Lew Arturo Castro Dr. Armando Bashir Salahuddin Morgan Russell Katie Dippold Shopper Daniel Bess Front Desk Clerk Moani Hara Hot Woman Carlos Diaz Guitar Player / Singer Jason Quinn Crew Member Linda Molina Female Villager Al Madrigal Embassy Official Tom Choi Colonel Kevin Kane Hot Guy Jenny Babas Dancer (uncredited) Francis Benhamou Colombian Army Commander (uncredited) Svitlana Campbell Hotel Guest (uncredited) Sasha Chuidian Rioter (uncredited)