Ashley Tisdale Jody Sanders Simon Rex Dan Sanders Gracie Whitton Kathy Ava Kolker Lily Molly Shannon Heather Darcy Josh Robert Thompson Narrator (voice) Darrell Hammond Dr. Hall Marisa Saks Amy Lidia Porto Maria Snoop Dogg Marcus Mac Miller D'Andre Erica Ash Kendra Brooks J.P. Manoux Pierre Terry Crews Martin Jacobs Tyler Posey David Sarah Hyland Mia Shad Moss Eric Katrina Bowden Natalie Katt Williams Blaine Fulda Heather Locklear Barbara Charlie Sheen Himself Lindsay Lohan Herself Jerry O'Connell Christian Grey Macsen Lintz French Boy John Atwood Newscaster #1 Lane Carlock Newscaster #2 Shereé Whitfield Real Housewife #1 Angela Raiola Real Housewife #2 Lil Duval Kendra's Brother Angie Stone Kendra's Cousin Ashley LeConte Campbell Antoinette Beauchamp Kate Walsh Herself Usher Ira the Janitor Mike Tyson Himself Audrina Patridge Audrina Patridge (uncredited)