Charlie Sheen Topper Harley Lloyd Bridges President Thomas 'Tug' Benson Valeria Golino Ramada Rodham Hayman Richard Crenna Col. Denton Walters Rowan Atkinson Dexter Hayman Miguel Ferrer Commander Arvid Harbinger Brenda Bakke Michelle Rodham Huddleston Jerry Haleva Saddam Hussein David Wohl Gerou Mitchell Ryan Gray Edwards Michael Colyar Williams Ryan Stiles Rabinowitz Buck McDancer Richard Nixon Jay Koch Ronald Reagan Charles Haugk Navy Seal Bob Vila Self Stuart Proud Eagle Grant Geronimo Tony Edwards Limo Driver James Lew Kick Boxer Opponent Gerald Okamura Corrupt Kick Boxing Referee Chi Muoi Lo Thai Kick Boxing Sportscaster Norm Compton Phil Kelly Connell Radio Operator Pat Harvey News Reporter Joseph V. Perry Singing Waiter Shaun Toub Sleeping Guard