Adam Deacon Riko Jennifer Saunders DI Brookes Ed Sheeran Crack Ed Denise Van Outen Nurse Tamzin Outhwaite Ambulance Worker Jaime Winstone Sarah Babatunde Aléshé PC Williams Peter Serafinowicz Krzysztof Jeremy Corbyn Self Danny Sapani Leo Demarco Leomie Anderson Tamara Kobna Holdbrook-Smith Shotti London Hughes Rowanda Richie Campbell Tyreese Demarco Ella Vaday Self Linda Robson Cockney Woman Vas Blackwood PC Ian Lethal Bizzle Self Kevin Bishop Random Customer in Bank Adam Deacon Riko Jennifer Saunders DI Brookes Ed Sheeran Crack Ed Denise Van Outen Nurse Tamzin Outhwaite Ambulance Worker Jaime Winstone Sarah Babatunde Aléshé PC Williams Peter Serafinowicz Krzysztof Jeremy Corbyn Self Danny Sapani Leo Demarco Leomie Anderson Tamara Kobna Holdbrook-Smith Shotti London Hughes Rowanda Richie Campbell Tyreese Demarco Ella Vaday Self Linda Robson Cockney Woman Vas Blackwood PC Ian Lethal Bizzle Self Kevin Bishop Random Customer in Bank Rosie Jones Random Lady in Bank Red Madrell Tasha Bhasker Patel Pinky Patel Jas Steven Singh PJ Patel Asheq Akhtar Panji Patel Ruxandra Porojnicu Pola Eddie Kadi Traffic Attendant Rapman Self Swaylee Loughnane (Uncredited) Hiten Patel (Uncredited) Andrew Lawden