Luke Wilson Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers/"Not Sure" Maya Rudolph Rita Dax Shepard Frito Pendejo Terry Crews President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Anthony 'Citric' Campos Secretary of Defense David Herman Secretary of State Robert Musgrave Sgt. Keller Michael McCafferty Officer Collins Christopher Ryan Hospital Technician Justin Long Dr. Lexus Patrick Fischler Yuppie Husband Darlene Hunt Yuppie Wife Valerie Posas New Slutty Girl Andrew Wilson Beef Supreme Turk Pipkin Guy at Costco Heather Kafka Woman at Carl's Jr. Randal Reeder Secret Service Thug Scarface Upgrayedd Brendan Hill Secretary of Energy Thomas Haden Church Brawndo CEO Derek Southers Male Newscaster Lidia Porto Female Reporter Gregory Kelly Stadium Guard Greg Pitts Cameraman Mitch Baker Doctor Chris Warner Cop at Costco Luke Wilson Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers/"Not Sure" Maya Rudolph Rita Dax Shepard Frito Pendejo Terry Crews President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Anthony 'Citric' Campos Secretary of Defense David Herman Secretary of State Robert Musgrave Sgt. Keller Michael McCafferty Officer Collins Christopher Ryan Hospital Technician Justin Long Dr. Lexus Patrick Fischler Yuppie Husband Darlene Hunt Yuppie Wife Valerie Posas New Slutty Girl Andrew Wilson Beef Supreme Turk Pipkin Guy at Costco Heather Kafka Woman at Carl's Jr. Randal Reeder Secret Service Thug Scarface Upgrayedd Brendan Hill Secretary of Energy Thomas Haden Church Brawndo CEO Derek Southers Male Newscaster Lidia Porto Female Reporter Gregory Kelly Stadium Guard Greg Pitts Cameraman Mitch Baker Doctor Chris Warner Cop at Costco Sara Rue Attorney General (uncredited) Heath Allyn Prisoner (uncredited) Tom Kenny Computer Voice (uncredited) Steve Powers Townsperson (uncredited) Stephen Root Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited) Ava Knighten Santana President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited) Kati Sharp Townsperson (uncredited) Gary Teague Townsperson (uncredited) Caitlin Wehrle President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited) Luke Wilson Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers/"Not Sure" Maya Rudolph Rita Dax Shepard Frito Pendejo Terry Crews President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Anthony 'Citric' Campos Secretary of Defense David Herman Secretary of State Robert Musgrave Sgt. Keller Michael McCafferty Officer Collins Christopher Ryan Hospital Technician Justin Long Dr. Lexus Patrick Fischler Yuppie Husband Darlene Hunt Yuppie Wife Valerie Posas New Slutty Girl Andrew Wilson Beef Supreme Turk Pipkin Guy at Costco Heather Kafka Woman at Carl's Jr. Randal Reeder Secret Service Thug Scarface Upgrayedd Brendan Hill Secretary of Energy Thomas Haden Church Brawndo CEO Derek Southers Male Newscaster Lidia Porto Female Reporter Gregory Kelly Stadium Guard Greg Pitts Cameraman Mitch Baker Doctor Chris Warner Cop at Costco Sara Rue Attorney General (uncredited) Heath Allyn Prisoner (uncredited) Tom Kenny Computer Voice (uncredited) Steve Powers Townsperson (uncredited) Stephen Root Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited) Ava Knighten Santana President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited) Kati Sharp Townsperson (uncredited) Gary Teague Townsperson (uncredited) Caitlin Wehrle President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited) Luke Wilson Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers/"Not Sure" Maya Rudolph Rita Dax Shepard Frito Pendejo Terry Crews President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho Anthony 'Citric' Campos Secretary of Defense David Herman Secretary of State Robert Musgrave Sgt. Keller Michael McCafferty Officer Collins Christopher Ryan Hospital Technician Justin Long Dr. Lexus Patrick Fischler Yuppie Husband Darlene Hunt Yuppie Wife Valerie Posas New Slutty Girl Andrew Wilson Beef Supreme Turk Pipkin Guy at Costco Heather Kafka Woman at Carl's Jr. Randal Reeder Secret Service Thug Scarface Upgrayedd Brendan Hill Secretary of Energy Thomas Haden Church Brawndo CEO Derek Southers Male Newscaster Lidia Porto Female Reporter Gregory Kelly Stadium Guard Greg Pitts Cameraman Mitch Baker Doctor Chris Warner Cop at Costco Sara Rue Attorney General (uncredited) Heath Allyn Prisoner (uncredited) Tom Kenny Computer Voice (uncredited) Steve Powers Townsperson (uncredited) Stephen Root Judge Hector "The Hangman" (uncredited) Ava Knighten Santana President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited) Kati Sharp Townsperson (uncredited) Gary Teague Townsperson (uncredited) Caitlin Wehrle President Camacho's Groupie (uncredited)